He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
Well some people in the UK call it Maccie D’s
i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so
but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form
no thank you
*puts on leather jacket* i really love that band arctic monkeys *lights cigarette* have you ever heard that song “Do I Wanna Know?” Probably not haha theyre really indie